I must be feeling better. I find I am again getting frequently annoyed (as usual) and want to rant about it (as usual). So nice to be back on the bitchy track of life.
I have, on occasion, taken in minutes of some of the more advertised offerings on cable: Toddlers & Tiaras, Bridezillas, HillBilly Handfishing, Housewives of the Dumb & Dangerous. But, last night I happened upon an unforgettable tv show.
In my delirium of medications and gut-wrenching pain, a show appeared on the cable listing – Here Comes Honey Boo Boo. As I rethink the 15 minutes of lost time on this planet that I spent transfixed watching this travesty – with jaw dropped and an unblinking stare – I now feel my only option for redemption is gouging out my eyes and stabbing my inner ears with barbecue skewers.
After finding out Jersey Shore participants made over $1 mil per episode, then seeing this, I am more convinced than ever that the Mayan’s are correct – something must change on the planet.
Forget global warming and melting ice caps, acid rain, carbon footprints, Joe Biden – cable tv is what we must fear. Run screaming and be afraid – very afraid!
just my thoughts…